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Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Elon Musk's New Plane Flies Inside Emirates' Empty A380s, Halves Trip Time

Exciting announcement today by visionary Elon Musk:

"I noticed that Emirates Airlines is sending thousands of empty A380s to almost every airport on Earth, multiple times a day. I figured that with a new lightweight electric motor, a smaller plane could fly inside all of this empty space, essentially doubling the speed at which it travels. This new plane will be able to connect passengers from Dubai to Los Angeles in half the time. And by running off hydroelectric energy generated by the on board shower system nobody really uses, the trip cost for this new narrow body will be virtually zero."

In after hour trading, Tesla stock tripled. Emirates stock didn't budge because there is no stock exchange that deals with Monopoly money.

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